it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person
(Source: trvpcard, via letsdancethugnasty)
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
(Source: drarna, via smart-serendipity)
[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
(Source: burgrs, via teen-age-nightmare)
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
(via hallalujerpraisethalort)
